Story Time

Kids often bring in books from home for me to read at story time. Yesterday, I picked up the book that one girl had brought in. It looked cute; it had a picture of a fairy on it. Then I read the title: Wild Cherry's Secret. Oh god, it sounded like the title of a porn movie!

Turns out Wild Cherry's secret was only that she couldn't climb trees as high as the other fairies, but she rose to the occasion when a baby fairy got stuck in an upper branch and had to be rescued. The kids wondered why they didn't just fly, since they were fairies. Hey, kids, I don't write these books; I just read 'em.