Seen in NY

On a "Post No Bills" wall.
I used to have a crush on Anderson too, but he's been replaced by Keith Morrison, of Dateline fame. The strange robotic intonation of Keith Morrison's voice sends chills up my spine. How I wish he could record my voicemail message!
"Alex is not home right now...or is she? You might say she's...unavailable." My good friend Courtney once compared Keith to Skeletor, and said that if you put a flashlight to the back of his head you'd be able to see right through his translucent skin. Say what you want, Courtney,
but if there's a mystery to be reported on, I want to hear Keith talk about it. Really...