RANDOM THOUGHTS ON VARIOUS SUBJECTS

Sunday, March 02, 2008

What Not to do for Breakfast

1. Don't cook while wearing a bathrobe with kimono style sleeves. You might catch the handle of the hot pan with the sleeve and knock it down, and in the process put your bare finger on the red hot hotplate coil and burn it. It won't hurt until later, and then it will hurt. A lot.

2. And don't swish the butter around in the hot pan. It will burn and smoke all over the place and smell bad.

3. And by the way, when you go to the store to buy your favorite gourmet brand of pancake mix and they don't have it, don't buy the "New England" mix because you feel like being local. You are not from New England, no matter how many L.L. Bean items you may have in your house. The pancakes will suck, even with Nutella in them.

DO: Make yourself another cup of tea and read The Boston Globe. Reading a local paper is okay.

1 comment:

Pumpkin Cupcake Queen said...

this is why we go out for breakfast - leave it to the professionals!