Mary: Tom, it says here in the Kelley Blue Book that the Ford Taurus isn't worth jack these days!Tom: Oh god, are you talking insurance fraud again?
Mary: Could you not put it that way, please? Look what happened after just one day downtown. They got the back door and passenger door off, but they left the radio and hubcaps. Must've heard someone coming in the middle of the job...
Tom: You know, Mary, you seem to know a lot about illegal activities. Is there something you want to tell me?
Mary: Oh, you're so dramatic! Why don't you get that rolled up newspaper out of your ass and live a little! By the time they strip our ride, we can clean up with the insurance money and maybe take a trip somewhere. I was so silly to leave the car unlocked, wink wink!
Tom, under his breath: And I was so silly to answer that personal ad.
Uh, Mary? There's something I have to tell you. I'm gay.
Mary: Yeah, and I'm the queen of fucking France. Get in and drive, Pretty Boy.
2 comments:
Whaddya bet Tom & Mary take off on Risky Airlines with that crafty insurance scam?
Priceless.
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