Me Want Drugs!

There's a pharmacist at my local CVS who looks exactly like one of the Geico cavemen, I'm not kidding. He has long, scraggly curly brown hair, a full beard and mustache, and a Cro-Magnon-shaped face. He wears a white button down shirt, a tie, and dress pants. He looks like early man trying to fit into modern society. I have to keep from laughing every time I see him. Dude, get a haircut, and maybe shave a little!