Blob in the Dark

This morning I woke up in the dark and saw a shape on the floor. It looked like a huge mass of something really disgusting. I thought, "Oh my god, Shelby's really done it now. She's gone and thrown up and pooped, and coughed up god knows what, and I almost stepped in it! It was the biggest blob I had ever seen. Was Shelby okay??

I carefully leaned over the mass to turn on the light, and then saw...my leopard socks. WHEW!!!! I had a good laugh, and Shelby sat there looking at me like I had lost my marbles. Once again.