Still in Love

The other day I was at the home of one of my kids. We were all sitting around, talking. The subject turned to the President.

Pauline (Mom), talking to Ella, 7:

Alex is in love with Barack Obama. (pause)
You know who else is in love with Barack Obama?

Ella: Michelle Obama?

Confession to my Blog

Blog, blog,
I've been such a hog
And I haven't been
All that truthful.

My fingers are flyin'
For two others, and I'm tryin'
To make it seem
Like it is useful.

One website's a job
Volunteer, I'm no snob
And it's greatly improved
My life's outlook.

The other's for friends
I don't mean to offend
Okay, I'll just say it
I'M ON FACEBOOK!

I'm a three-timing bitch
Gotta scratch that damn itch
But I'm making my way
Back to you.

My heart string's entangled
In this big love triangle
Join the fun
It's the right thing to do!

Love Poem to my Blog

Blog, I don't mean to ignore you.
Please, I really implore you.
Wait for me
Creativity
Is taking all forms
I adore you.

I Beg Your Pardon?

When I was in California the last time, my friend and I were walking a particular strip that had panhandlers every few yards. We came upon two benches; each bench had a person sitting on it with a sign. We actually heard the guy panhandler say to the woman panhandler, "Is this where you usually are? 'Cause I can move up a bit."

So considerate. He did move up the block a little so as not to infringe upon her begging.

Stack o' Dinos

The Bremen Town musicians in prehistoric days.

Montecore and his cheetah friend aren't any help.
Remember Montecore? He's the white tiger that "helped" the magician Roy, of Sigfried and Roy, when he had a stroke onstage.

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